I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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