Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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