it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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