Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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