Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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