You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
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Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
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he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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