I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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