Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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