Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
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Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
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Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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