Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I wear drunk well.
I woke up under a house in Key West
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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