I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Mom said you looked used
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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