i permit you to call me
i barfeds in our rink
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
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so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
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The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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