weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
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i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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