so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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