Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
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I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Randomize