she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
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