Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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