NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Randomize
