If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
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Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
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wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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