but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
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I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
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Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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