do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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