Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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