Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I just got carded by a ten year old.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
