Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
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He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
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Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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