The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
