I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I AM VODKA MAN
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
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