just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Never underestimate the power of titties
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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