This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Let's get the cat blown out
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
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