i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
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We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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