weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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