I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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