The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
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My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
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Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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