Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Randomize
