anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
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My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
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I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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