actually, I'm a sock model
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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