Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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