Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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