well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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