You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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