eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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