Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
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Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
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Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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