I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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