how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
We just shotgunned beers for America
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
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