Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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