i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
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say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
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I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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