i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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