didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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