I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Randomize
