last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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