Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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