So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
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I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
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I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
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