you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
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I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
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I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR