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• (847): View more from Illinois

  my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl

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• (925): View more from California

  Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.

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  When in doubt always reply with bacon.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.

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  They're like sad pomegranates.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?

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• (469): View more from Texas

  Found your bra

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  Where?

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  Hanging in the tree

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