What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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