Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
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Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
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so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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