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I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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