In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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