That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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