It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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