There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
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i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
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Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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