i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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