Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
MIDGETS
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I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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