you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
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I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
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the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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